sometime in the future

old me: ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.

grandchildren: grandma that never happened.

old me: it was a long war.

grandchildren: grandma please stop we've talked about this.

old me: the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.

grandchildren: grandma

old Me: and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.

grandchildren: gRANDMA PLEASE

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

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snepwig:

dirkbot:

If you notice me reblogging

  • a repost
  • stolen art
  • false information
  • etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

Also, if you notice me reblogging things from

  • anti-sj blogs
  • TERFs or SWERFs
  • anti-feminist/MRAs
  • other shitty people

please give me a heads up. I’ll never get angry at you for letting me know and I’ll actually be really glad that you kept me from giving some awful person more visibility.

But if you let me know in a bitchy way, I’ll bitch right back

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romangod:

somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

romangod:

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See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

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officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

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